with father and boyfriend at family dinner
| me: | Can you please pass the butter, Daddy? |
| father and boyfriend at same time: | Okay. |
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
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10 year old Mariachi singer Sebastion de la Cruz was thrust into the national spotlight last year on America’s Got Talent. Tonight, he was once again seen by the nation as he sang the national anthem at Game 3 of the NBA finals in San Antonio where the Spurs took on the Miami…
“What do you think is your biggest weakness?”
“Probably my accent.”
“Why do you think so?”
“Because people make fun of me. I am from the Dominican Republic. I’ve only been here three years.”
“Can you remember the most hurtful thing somebody has said to you?”
“No. Because it happens all the time.”
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Tomb Raider (2013) and Tomb Raider (1996).
look at this. technology is so amazin. we have eveolved from triangle titties to round titties. 2013 we did it
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this is honestly one of the most beautiful and true to life poems I have ever read. Thank you.
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excuse me college board why cant i use this as a pic for my SAT admission ticket
i can take off the filter if thats whats buggin u
These buffalo strips spicy af I’m Mexican science has gone too far
if you make me laugh im already
89%in love with you100%
200% I love you so much the things around you start to become bearable
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welcome to the 75th hunger games [will.i.am. voice] bring the action
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once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
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