turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via tyleroakley)

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Posted
4 days ago
bromancing-the-stone:


uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

Daaaaaaamnnnnnnnn

bromancing-the-stone:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

Daaaaaaamnnnnnnnn

(via kellysorandom)

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Posted
4 days ago

versaceslut:

bae: hey come over!

me: i cant im at a fashion show

bae: please

me: gimme a reason

bae: ill eat ur ass

me:

image

(via puertoricantwink)

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Posted
5 days ago

ostentatiousxwanderlust:

blacksupervillain:

djibouti:

anyway I’m sleep now 😒😒😴😴

lmao wow, what a dummy

Same shit I said. At least someone clapped back at her

(via shego)

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Posted
2 weeks ago
asiagettheyayo:

ohsobreezyjane:

Chocolate and Caramel 😍

oh shit……

asiagettheyayo:

ohsobreezyjane:

Chocolate and Caramel 😍

oh shit……

(Source: instacelebs, via asiareneebelike)

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Posted
2 weeks ago